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So today I was helping dad cut down a tree in the backyard. I was cutting the last branch off & it was difficult; it was as thick as my shoulder!

Suddenly I hear dad scream my name as I cut the thing off & the branch falls.

On my head.

I now have a lump the size of my big toe on my head with plenty of purple & pink Snapple stitches.*

& of course dad is concerned as a mother lion on grocery shopping day, but WHAT HE SAID BELONGS ON MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS:

"Imagine if the saw blade cut through your throat!"

"Atleast you're not one of those girls forced to poke for land mines!"

"DONT GO TO SLEEP YOULL NEVER WAKE UP THINK AWAKE FOR 24HRS"

Him after I said if I act strange, take me to the hospital: "If you act strange? I wouldn't be able to tell the difference!"

"I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES. I WAS ALL 'OH NO THIS IS IT. MY LAST DAY WITH HER' & I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT STAND THERE & DO NOTHING"

"IT SHOULDA BEEN MEEEEEE! Thanks for taking the hit for me!"

Mom: did the hit make you smarter? Wanna get hit again?


THIS IS WHY MY DAD CANT BE IN FUNERALS



* Snapple stitches would be awsome if it was a real thing. No stitches were wasted. I HAVE A LUMP & A SORE NECK STOP FUCKING WORRYING, WINDY.

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Murkrow!
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"Im a Techno Rocker & Your Dancing to My Beat" ~ Tune Up! Base Attack remix

HAY GAIZ. my name is Murkrow (or Murk if you want).

THIS BE MY PAGE. thats my ID & this is my part of the internet youve stumbled upon! dont leave dirt behind you plz. D:

Current Residence: a place called New Jersey :D
deviantWEAR sizing preference: uhm...IS THAT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS- okay fine, LARGE >>;
Print preference: your moms print preference
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Pop Rock, Remix, Japanese, Techno, Electronica, Anime, Dance, Trance, NOT REGGAE & R&B
Favourite photographer: i dun have a favorite. I LIKE EM ALL!
Favourite style of art: any styles fine. ^^
Operating System: WINDOWS XP BIZNATCH
MP3 player of choice: iPod ftw
Shell of choice: Turtle > Clams :3
Wallpaper of choice: "Wall" "Paper" NEED I SAY MORE?!?
Skin of choice: i prefer fur :D
Favourite cartoon character: Pokemon, Zoids, Black Cat, L.O.S.E...ALOT.
Personal Quote: It doesnt matter how its done as long as it gets done!
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strepie93 Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you so much for the favorite on my bead sprites.
I really appreciate it :3
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Ozzlander Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the :+fav: and please look at all my zoids & zoid parts ozzlander.deviantart.com/galle… and my youtube channel www.youtube.com/user/ozzlander… or My zoids tumbler ozzlandianzoids.tumblr.com
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PennyWereSkunk Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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LiiflessWolf Mar 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
thanks for fave 

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MaxK-W Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you very much for the favourite! ^_^

Watch my page for more photography you may enjoy (:

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Thanks for :+fav: my Charizard papercraft! La la la la 
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Happy Birthday :meow: :iconcakeplz:
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Happy birthday!
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